• An “inside source” (journalism jargon for your mom) says Chelsea Handler wears ugly sleeveless shirts because she has a sweat problem. Cool. #
  • I am all sugar and Betty-lashes. #
  • Please don’t beat me up because I am wearing leather. I didn’t kill it. It was already dead when I found it on the sales rack at Urban. #
  • I have overcorrected for my silk-stink mistake yesterday by wearing a fresh-scented leather skirt today. #
  • I still do not quite understand Twitter. Do you? #
  • I’ve been wondering what the repulsive smell was all day and then I realized I am wearing raw silk. #

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