• I have ’70s hair today, what. #
  • I am wearing a doilie that I am trying to pass off as a dress. #
  • A video about how I lost my leg and now have a peg: http://tinyurl.com/d4zlx2 #
  • White is the new black, drunk is the new sober and “Golden Girls” is the new “Sex and the City.” #
  • I occasionally dress like a grandma. #
  • I went to Kegs and Eggs wearing green suede boots and left wearing red sneakers. #
  • I filmed Kegs and Eggs this morning and am cautiously optimistic about what I will find on the video. #
  • I am a very dedicated Irishwoman… and employee…. #

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