Wondering how you can wear your body harness in public?

First, a disclaimer. I am not alone in my love of this new accessory trend. Here is proof it has hit the runway. (But then, what insanity hasn’t?).

$28
http://www.etsy.com/shop/peoplescouture
I especially like how the description of this body harness is written in an almost free-form poem style… or haiku?
because it is independent,
the harness has the ability to change
everything it touches,
takes any outfit to another level.
this unique idea for accessory was
invented by people’s couture in 2008
all rights reserved.
we are open to inquiries for licensing this idea
Here are some other body harness styles:
$65
http://www.etsy.com/shop/peoplescouture
$220, http://www.etsy.com/shop/peoplescouture
$124, http://www.etsy.com/shop/ashaloo
$175, http://www.etsy.com/shop/ashaloo

$110, http://www.etsy.com/shop/thisilk

$94, http://www.etsy.com/shop/thisilk

www.shrimptoncouture.com
$200
Or make it more hardcore:

$450, www.shrimptoncouture.com
Then there is the practical/functional yet still fashionable harness:

Marley Triple Strap Leather Harness Purse Belt in Green
www.dawnmckelvie.com
Less sexy:
$34.98 on Amazon. Presumably for climbing.
Too sexy:
$89.99 on Amazon.com.
Wait, is there a such thing as too sexy?
Instead of full-fledged BDSM attire in public, how about this dominatrix-inspired “punk ballerina” couture harness:
www.shrimptoncouture.com. Unfortunately, it’s sold out, or I would be rocking it tomorrow.
Here is a similar version, in beige, but also sold out.

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