I don’t have enough social networking/Web site/writing/e-mailing/corresponding to do, so I decided to set up a TWITTER account. I actually have no idea what Twitter is, what its purpose is, why anyone would ever follow (is that what you do? follow?) a …Twitter… thing…. whatever. But I am almost 30 so I gotta stay hip. Hip to the jive. Hip to the twit.

http://twitter.com/aimeemay

Be my… friend? Or something….. Twit back? I don’t know.
I also don’t know why this text is green. This modern technology. Back in the good ol’ days when we carved our  messages onto wooden planks, we didn’t have this problem.