I am about to write two things that will blow your mind.
1. I got a motorcycle.
2. I like pink.
OK, the second one might not shock you. I thought it was pretty obvious to anyone who’s ever met me or not even met me or just heard my name or knows I’m a fashion columnist. I mean, I wear tutus and stilettos to the grocery store. And soon, I will be wearing that underneath a riding jacket and helmet. (Which I keep calling “hat”… helmet is such a gross word.)
I went to the Longmont Kawasaki dealer this weekend to look at the riding gear and was delighted at what I found. Tight leather jackets. Urban-print hats, er, helmets. Leather gloves. I decided even if I wasn’t getting a bike, I would do my shopping there.
The sales associate kept pulling out the black and gray jackets. A red helmet. Silver. Finally, I asked him about the pink paraphernalia.
“You don’t look like the kind of girl who likes pink.” That was his response.
What? I don’t look like I like pink? My life revolves around poodles and lipstick. My bathroom is pink. My fingernails were pink. My HAIR is freaking pink. If I don’t look like the kind of girl who likes pink, who does? That’s like saying Simon Cowell doesn’t look like a black T-shirt kind of guy.
In spite of that dude’s comment, here is some of my favorite pink motorcycle gear:
$74.98, www.biker-leather-jacket.com
$130, www.ioffer.com
$39.95, www.pioneercreekleatherco.com
$89.95, www.leatherup.com
69.99 pounds, www.agperformance.co.uk
Or maybe I’m NOT a pink girl. Maybe I should go this route instead:
$19.00, www.ironhorsehelmets.com
Or better yet:
Also $19 at www.ironhorsehelmets.com
Or for those days when I’m feeling Goth:

OK. Forget it. I’m getting an old-fashioned German helmet.
$29.95, www.ioffer.com
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