Neener, neener! I told you so!
Crocs are bad, mmmkay?
Crocs are dangerous.
Don’t wear Crocs.
Don’t subject your children to Crocs.
Don’t subject society to Crocs.
www.dailycamera.com/news/2007/sep/08/crocs-takes-credit-for-escalator-awareness/
It comes as no shock that oversized plastic clown shoes are not suitable for modern society. Not only can they get stuck in escalators, rip off your tootsies and probably kill you (probably, maybe, possibly?), or at least start a riot and ignite natural disasters, Crocs are dangerous for the eye and can cause burning, tearing up and, on extreme occasions (i.e. bright green Crocs or Crocs with peace-symbols stuck in the Croc-holes) blindness.
If you get some Crocs in your eyes, wash with warm water. Not your eyes, the darn hippies wearing the ugly things.
And please, for the safety of society, keep your gardening shoes in the garden. Or better yet, in the trash can.
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I have purple crocs, and when I wear them I sing, One Eye’d, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater… Crocs with Socks, my son’s favorite phrase!! I would have to say it was not love at first site, but when you try a pair, you will grow to love them!! KW