Everything I ever wanted to say about male fashion is expressed here. Every no-no.

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A few highlights:
Avoid the man scarf, especially when paired with frosted tips:
scarf

Be careful with your button jobs. It is possible to look tooooo sexay. Especially if you’re packing bling underneath, and your have been grooming your chest curls.
db

No man ever needs to wear leopard print. Period. Much less unbuttoned. Also,I cannot think of any good reason to ever make this facial expression.
leopard

Self-tanner + tanning bed + tanning outsideĀ  + spray tan + V-neck shirt + shaved chest =
vneck

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