But I guess it’s “my job” or whatever.
So I will keep it simple, straightforward and emotionless, even though I am hysterical with excitement.
Everything at the Guess store at the FlatIrons Mall is 50-90 percent off right now. I got fishnet-style SHOES for about $20; a black and gold strapless top for $4; and a leopard-print dress for about $30. And that wasn’t even really digging.
The shoes.

The sales associate said the store has turned into a permanent Guess discount store (like an outlet, maybe?) and they will always have such massive sales from now on.

Now, please don’t go there and buy all of the clothes that I want to buy.
But at least you know. I’ve done my job, and now I’m off to go buy it all first.

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