We all know about Sock Gnomes. Obviously.
It’s no big deal when one sock goes missing.
But what about when one of your favorite designer suede lace-up boots goes missing? JUST ONE.
Or a strapless red dress?

Where does this stuff go? How do I lose random clothes? It’s not like I take off one boot at work and just accidentally forget it there. Not to mention the dress. I don’t think I could take that off somewhere and lose it.

No snide remarks, kids.