Fun01 Dec 2009 04:08 pm
Do not view this if you are eating breakfast, about to eat breakfast, if you ever want to eat breakfast again or if you are going to be hypersensitive and send me hate mail about it.
My sister is planning my baby shower. Here are some dessert ideas she has found on the Internet.
Fetus cookies
C- section cake
Or this fetus cake, which I cannot even bring myself to post on this page, so I will just share the link:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2075/1869539715_a385ba9883.jpg?v=0
When I saw this, I literally screamed out loud. I tried to brush it off like I was singing, but the tears pouring from my eyes gave me away.
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I howled with laughter when I went to the link and I'm still laughing. I mean, the fetus cookies are bad enough. I wish I had had your sense of humor when I was 9 months pregnant IN THE SUMMER and ate Snickers bars for breakfast and that was true with both pregnancies.
I've been reading your column for a long time and want you to know that I love your writing and I am SO not your target audience. I'm a 64-year-old single lesbian whose fashion sense starts with I-wish-I-could-fit-into-these-jeans and ends with men's tee shirts from Kohl's in a variety of colors. So when are you going to collect your columns into a book and sell it at Boulder Bookstore and do a reading there?
A million thkans for posting this information.