I wish I wrote this, but I didn’t. It’s still amazing.
Our two local Barbies:

Nederland Barbie: This Barbie comes complete with real dreadlocks, hair under her arms and on her legs, and even a certain musky fragrance.   Her nose, tongue and nipples are already pierced.  Includes hemp handbag and assortment of roach clips and bongs.  1969 VW microbus sold separately.

Boulder Barbie:  This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her ”
Willow.” She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two
Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.