Sixty-three percent of the bosses I have ever had sported a ’stache. So I joke that if you have a ’stache, you’re in charge.
Either that, or a porn star. It really depends on the width of the upper-lip hair. The thinner, the naked-er you are whilest taking charge.
Want to rule the school but you can’t grow your own mustache, either because of a genetic malfunction or your gender?
Well, you are in luck.
Canadian designer Melanie Favreau has designed a mustache necklace – a disguise right around your neck, for $48.

Check it out here, at this disgustingly long link:
http://supermarkethq.com/product/2462?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter12&utm_content=206095425&utm_campaign=newsletter&utm_term=Moustache+Fetishism%3f

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