Cyber Monday is cooler than Black Friday. Here are 10 reasons why.
If it weren’t for the Internets, where could you get:
1. Real squirrel feet earrings or necklace – your choice! Crafted out of recycled taxidermy squirrel feet. Unfortunately — but not surprisingly — this item is sold out.
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17478573
2. Hot pink yarn monster dress.
Usually $335 but also sold out. Which makes me wonder — where should we expect to bump into hordes of people sporting such a dress?
devaniweaver.etsy.com
3. A tickle me Ernie romper, $135.
Also by devaniweaver.etsy.com.
4. A “Devil Girl Spike Skirt.” Looks especially neat when paired with the Ernie romper. Also sold out.
www.etsy.com/shop/melissae
5. Swirly hats for kids. Big fan of Dr. Suess? Want to remake “How the Grinch stole Christmas” this year? Only $25.
www.etsy.com/shop/swirlyhats
6. A Treebeard Knit Beard: Look like a pirate-lumberjack-gnome-wizard while keeping your face and neck toasty.$35.
www.etsy.com/shop/foamywader
7. A corn broach. In case you really like corn and want to wear it. And stuff. $9.
www.etsy.com/shop/SarahVonKim
8. A large plush syringe. Need a special pillow to pack for your month in rehab? $15.99. www.etsy.com/shop/theupstairsroom
9. A Bob Dylan felt finger puppet. How useful and practical is this? $14.
www.etsy.com/shop/mullishmuse
10. Golden Girls brass photo locket, $9.99.
www.etsy.com/shop/uniqueartpendants
