Boulder and the Beautiful

I went out to eat in Denver this weekend. While taking a bite of my lasagna, I looked up to find two gaping breasts heaving in my face. I quickly looked away because based on the perkiness factor, these breasts were obviously underage and illegal.

Yep! Prom time again! Yay!

I am writing my fash column this week about prom style. I am going to put on my Old Person Cap real quick to show you what you little whippersnappers are wearing this year.
The Old Person (who uses the word “cap” to begin with) in me says tisk, tisk, hide your goodies, gals.

But the fashion lover in me feels jealous, in the same way I get jealous when I see all of the cool toys that kids have to play with today.

I am not an advocate of looking like a hooker if you’re underage or heck, if you are of age. But at least prom dresses this year are creative.
Yeah, that’s the word. ”Creative.”

And now that I’m old, I can totally poach them and wear them legally.
So woot to prom 2008.

This is not what my prom looked like.
$450, www.tiza.com
On that note, I also don’t remember spending $450 on a dress

$270, www.tjformal.com

$400, www.f indmypromdress.com
By the way, there is no way this girl is in high school. Come on. If you don’t want to put a teenage model in it on your Web site, maybe you shouldn’t be selling it to teenagers.
Not that I don’t love this dress, but still.