Unless you are:
A) A pimp
B) A serious gangsta
C) Kid Rock
or D) A woman
you look stupid in fur.
Sorry, but someone needs to intervene here.
I know that fur-lined hoods are hot right now, but be cautious. I am not talking about wool or tightly bound fur, faux or not. I am talking fluffy brown hairy hoods. Strands of fur longer than 1/2 an inch. Fuzzy fur fluff hoods completely emasculate a dude. Man fur is almost always bad fur.
Also, for ladies, pimps, Kid Rocks and gangstas who do wear fur hoods, be careful that the fur lining your hood isn’t a similar color as the hair on your head. Otherwise, it makes your ‘do look unruly and confusing.
As you can see, this man is obviously (probably, maybe?) unhappy in his hood because it is furry and stupid.
YES:
My instincts tell me this man is a pimp, therefore the hood works.
NO:
This is an example of a hood in the same color as your hair. As you can see, it is distressing to view. It makes my eyes water a little bit.
YES:
This fur looks lovely. Can you guess why?
Yes, that is because it follows the simple rules of furdom. The wearer is a girl, the fur is a distinctly different color than her hair and she is also possibly an eskimo, due to the title of the picture (”Eskimo Mandy”), which gives her bonus street cred.
One last thing I forgot.
It is cool to wear fur if you are excessively manly, such as an ice-fishing snow-shoer who eats his own arm off his body for protein in the winter, or a part-bear/yeti species, such as the subject below.
I mean, if you could and would eat me on a skewer, who am I to say what looks good on you?
