Fashion photo of the week: Under where?
Back when I was a tortured middle-schooler, it was hip to wear boxer shorts out into the public sphere.
We wore boxers to school. We paired them with baggy Esprit and B.U.M. Equipment tees. We also ratted up our bangs to look like spider-web-covered cinnamon rolls. Sometimes I put so much hairspray in my hair that it left a white snow, clinging to the spider web like arthropod egglettes.
Apparently, according to D&G — as recently unveiled at Milan Fashion Week — this style in en vogue once again. So now we can all walk around looking like we’re tortured middle-schoolers with no fashion sense.
Bonus points for wearing your boxers with a cheesy screen-printed shirt, made in only one hour at the Walgreens photo counter! (Necessary exclamation mark.) Super bonus points if you’re coked out enough to think it’s a reasonable request to wear said outfit on a runway.
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