Boulder and the Beautiful

Confession: I have no idea how to say the name of this store: Bebe.
Every time I say it, I feel really stupid. I feel presumptuous and silly, like a middle-school theater student trying to fake a British accent.
Bee-bee? Baybay? Baby? Bi-bi? Beeb?
Needless to say, when I got this e-mail today, I nearly went into convulsions.

Subject: bebe, BEBE SPORT, & 2b bebe: 25% off Friends & Family Event

How many times can you say this most awkward of all words in one sentence?
Regardless of my speaking disabilities, the e-mail content was pretty “sick” (That’s what all the hip youths say these days… I think.)
Check it out:

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I’m broke, you’re broke, we’re all broke.
As it turns out, I am quite the scavenger. You might call me a hunter. Wily and agile. And I plan on fighting my way through this recession/depression/hype/natural economic cycle/End Times/whatever.

That’s why I have started a new feature. I will start sharing with you the good deals I spot. Do I want to share these secrets with you? Why, of course. You’re good enough, smart enough, broke enough and doggone it, you keep me employed.

So here’s what I can offer you today, fair friends.

What: “Beautiful Party.”
Cost: No cover. 21 and up.
Why this is cool: Ladies, come get pampered! Free beauty care, including cheek and lip enhancements, airbrush tanning and a make-up artist.  $5 champagne specials.
When: This Saturday.
Where: Wish Nightclub, 511 W. Colfax (Colfax and Glenarm), in Denver.
Info: www.wish-nightclub.com. Presented by Lagunes Communications Strategy Group.