As seen...27 Jan 2010 04:32 pm
As seen in the bank in Boulder: Super Trendy Man
A hoodie AND a tie AND a hat? Something here feels a little excessive.
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As seen...16 Nov 2009 12:23 pm
As seen at Wal-Mart in Fort Collins
This belongs on peopleofwalmart.com.
I’ve got eyes in the back of my head…. wolf eyes….
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As seen...02 Nov 2009 05:15 pm
As seen in Louisville: When pigs drive
What is up with people in Boulder County doing stupid stuff to their vehicles? I thought I got away from this kind of stuff when I moved out of Weld County.
As seen...02 Nov 2009 04:13 pm
As seen on Pearl Street: Putting the “camp” in “camper”
I know you love your mountain cabin, but do you REALLY have to carry it with you everywhere you go?
As seen... and Fashion30 Jul 2009 02:29 pm
As seen in Aspen: Tissue-paper dress
A life-sized dress made from tissue paper in a store window, to advertise a summer dress sale. What artistry.
Found by my aunt Cindy.
Found by my aunt Cindy.
As seen...26 Feb 2009 04:26 pm
I just spotted the Western Hemiphere’s two top queen cougars in Marshall’s. One in head-to-toe hot pink. The other in head-to-toe leopard print (an obvious camo attempt to fool its prey into thinking it is another feline relative).
After buying more leopard print and pink items, they sat on the bumper of their suburban smoking cigs and talking loudly about buying Two Buck Chuck for their next big party. When my twentysomething boyfriend walked past, they growled at him and called him “honey,” “lover” and “honey-lover.” His eyes widened in terror. He wogged aqap (as quickly as possible) to the car without looking in their direction.
I didn’t speak either. I wanted to take a photo, but I was afraid the flash would scare them, causing them to lunge at me, and God knows I couldn’t have won such a cat fight. My claws could never be sharp enough to penetrate the overly tanned elephant hide skin.
So I blog… to immortalize them here. Enjoy your Chuck, ladies. Growl on.
As seen...11 Dec 2008 02:16 pm
Seen in the grocery store: Santa ho, ho, ho
Gotta love December.
This Santa Claus-ette is wearing fishnet stockings and shopping for batteries.
For the toys she’s giving to good little children, no doubt.
OK, I confess. This is me.
As seen...25 Sep 2008 11:58 am
No lie, I saw this on the street recently: A former ambulance converted into a real estate truck.
EMERGENCY, ALERT, ALERT! PROPERTY MARKED DOWN! PULL OVER AND ATTEND THE OPEN HOUSE! The prices are so low that you passed out? Don’t worry! Every house purchase comes with its own EKG set and a blood pressure monitor. Buy two houses and get your very own needle drip system at no additional cost!! Now pull over or we’ll have to get out the megaphone again!!
As seen...23 Sep 2008 03:59 pm
The other day, I was supposed to meet my friend Brittany at Japango for lunch.
I was waiting inside, but no Brittany. Finally, I stood up to look outside to see if I could spot her.
She was standing outside the American Apparel store with a look of complete horror on her face. She was pale, teary-eyed and looked weak.
I rushed to her side, expecting to see her ex-boyfriend with another girl, or dead animal, or a murder actually taking place at that moment.
What we saw was far worse.
HUGE MASSIVE OVERSIZED PINK TIGHTY WHITIES, like three times the size of my car.
I hope and pray that I never, NEVER, NEVER see a man wearing these underwear — much less an oaf this massive wearing tighty pinkies.
As seen...02 Sep 2008 11:08 am
Here’s the latest in doggie style. My mom brought her poodle to the groomer and he came back with his ears braided.
What a gangster.
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